I’m here to make subjective film criticism obsolete and chew bubblegum, and I still have a lot of bubblegum to chew, but we’re getting there.
Few things about me:
I’m Canadian, which means I’m a cartoon character, and simultaneously a parody of that cartoon character.
I’m 27 years old, and have been openly trans for seven of those years.
Favourite movie? Hmm… Gun to the head, probably Peter Jackson’s King Kong or The Gr- BANG!
My love for humanity blows right past obsessive and lands firmly in the “cosmically mandatory” zone.
I’m aware of too many things for my own good.
I worked as an entertainment journalist and film critic for three years, and would be happy to do so again
I write screenplays, and would like to sell one.
I’m also a hobbyist game designer with a few too many opinions on the modern gaming landscape.
Green is my favourite colour, and is also the most soothing colour to the human eye, according to science.
I’m an open book, I encourage questions and comments, and my writing will always be free (though Patreon, Ko-fi, and/or Substack subscriptions would be deeply appreciated).
